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Look at how that cow pees, maw!
It's not that kind of P.
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Nutritional chart for nuts
Discover the nutritional benefits of popular nuts like almonds, cashews, and walnuts. From protein powerhouses to omega-3 champs, this guide helps you choose the best for your health and lifestyle.
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What’s the difference between the nut types?
Some nuts, and non-nuts mistakenly called nuts by the English, and other things used for making nut butter.
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Here’s a new year’s resolution that makes sense
You're going to make them, and it won't be long before you break them. But here's one that makes sense.
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Merry Christmas
And a blessed new year.
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Our nut butter is ready for Christmas
Yo ho ho. Why not fill up your Christmas stockings with a nut butter that tastes amazing and is good for you?
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Try this tasty nut butter when next you run or cycle, or walk home, or rinse the plates, or drive to work, or feed the kids, or pet the pet, or do a push-up
Always have a spoon of it handy.
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Looking for influencers to punt our nut butter
But we can't pay you.
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Are you a boring traveller? Here’s how to fix that
It involves copious amounts of nut butter.
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Share your nut butter
Moenie so blerrie suinig wees nie.
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Smeer hom soos teer en koop meer
Weer en weer en weer.
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Is our nut butter sexy enough?
Or are we just a monkey wearing a mane?
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What the heck happened man and how can we get back to that even?
The good ol' days of ads that just didn't care.
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You should be thanking us for making this nut butter
That's how highly we regard you.
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We don’t want you to brush your teeth
Cos if you do, you obviously think Lush Yummy nut butter sucks and you prolly hate people. Or that's how it could be interpreted.
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A nut butter for the epicurious, apparently
Lush Yummy nut butter is for the epicurious—connoisseurs of food, not riff-raff.
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A monumental move for mouthwatering, munch-worthy mut butter
I desperately needed that headline to alliterate, even though it makes no sense, or only makes sense to Guangdongese people.
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Cocoa butter not the answer, says owner of esteemed nano-nut butter company
Even after drowning it in honey, the little bastard still popped up.
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I hate butter
Not, I prefer margarine, or, butter is not really my thing. No. Hate. Despise.
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Another grain mill on the way
Gotta double up on the production.
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Found a banana!
That's NOT drenched in anything too bad. It does contain one additive, but it's common in this sort of food.
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Cleaning is the best part
There's a lotta licking.
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Is dit boonbotter, of neutbotter?
Want dis mos grondboontjiebotter, so dan moet ander tipe botters in die klas ook in die boonbotter klas val, of hoe?
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The next iteration of nut butter will prolly be smooth
Don't think the crunchy version is sustainable.
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Will the real dried banana please stand up?
Surely there's got to be a banana out there NOT dried or fried or boiled in sugar or other additives?
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I hate to admit it, but it’s back to the drawing board for now
I made a mistake with the banana chips. Sorry about that.
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The photographer behind the nut butter pictures
A big, fat thank you to Lindy for the fantastic pics she took of my nut butter. She's available for your next photo shoot!
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He doesn’t like it, but says fitness junkies won’t mind eating it
So it's not as tasty as I thought, after all, but it doesn't matter. If I build it, he will eat.
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A short ingredients list is CRUCIAL
Cos she's a mom who loves her kids and doesn't want to feed them junk.
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Oh. My. Soul. Watch this space for peanut butter from Jeffreys Bay
Manual labour FTW. And a nut butter business idea for the masses. But not yet.
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I got a grinder and I’m not afraid to use it
It's a hand crank, would you believe. Can't wait to pump out nut butter using some good old elbow grease.
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Benefits of eating Lush Yummy nut butter
It's not just delicious.
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Only two people will get it, and that gives me immense pleasure
(And they'll prolly be Cape Town hipsters.)
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Posing for pictures
You look amazing today. Let's capture that.
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I hate to admit it, but Lush Yummy nut butter is vegetarian (eish!) but definitely not vegan-friendly (phew!)
Should I quit the endeavour and never speak about it again, to avoid bringing shame on my family?
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In common with a Hollywood star???
Seems there are Hollywood stars with common sense!
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My targeting is off; I should be exploiting kids
Cos, erm, I love kids and uh, want the best for them. And such.
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It’s not that type of nut butter, unless you want to exfoliate
I use raw nuts, but...
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It’s not a Wonka Factory
But it would be sweet to have some Oompa Loompas making nut butter one day.
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Sustainability
It's a bad idea if it's a bad habit.
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Plastic jars
Doing my bit in caring for the planet.
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I guess you need cojones to buy this nut butter
Cos this nut butter brand bends the knee to the customer, not a political cause.
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The nut butter that takes corporate social responsibility seriously
Lush Yummy oozes corporate responsibility. Diversity, equity, inclusion. All of that. The whole caboodle. And some other things to boot.
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Gut health
Apparently, it's got nothing to do with your fishing line.
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Carefully crafted with love?
Many things found on the net are crafted with love, some even carefully crafted with love. Is that the case with Lush Yummy nut butter?
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The stuff in this jar is better than you are
Building on unbranding.
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Unbranding
Why I'm not on social media, why I'm using Comic Sans in my logo and where I hope to go, despite my terrible branding.
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Free nut butter?
Would love to give this stuff away for free. Is it a sustainable practise?
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Responsibly sourced
Lush Yummy nut butter ingredients are sourced with great responsibility.
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Lush Yummy on social media
You can follow Lush Yummy on the following social media channels.
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Win nut butter
Get your fingers on free Lush Yummy nut butter by partaking in complex competitions.
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Best before
Don't let this happen before you dig into your Lush Yummy nut butter.
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The next thing to put on your broodjie, or anything else
Lush Yummy nut butter is a nut butter that'll prolly make you drool for more. You need to taste it for yourself, though.
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The ideal nut butter customer persona
The perfect demographic for buying and consuming a nut butter so good, not even Comic Sans can break it.
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But it’s not nut butter
Oh? No, but it is...
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Welcome to Lush Yummy
Welcome to the website of your new favourite nut butter brand. The brand that cares only about one thing: making you drool.
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