Had another meeting with some colleagues to discuss Lush Yummy and the direction this incredible nut butter should take.
One of them suggested I check out contemporary issues and plug the brand into whatever is currently hot.
Netflix has a doccy about gut health, apparently.
Dude said I should highlight the importance of gut health, and how nut butter could play an important part in maintaining gut health.
Whahahahahahaha!!!!!
Whuuuuut???
The heck, man?
I’m selling this stuff on taste.
It’s freaking delicious.
Any good for the gut?
Who cares, right?
As long as you can dive into this nut butter head first and only come out when you’ve licked the bottom clean, it’s all good.
Nobody makes a brouhaha over the tobacco industry’s views on gut health.
The heck you want to dig your nose into this micro nut butter operation’s gut health policies for?
I have a better idea.
Grab a spoon over there, plop down next to me, dig into my jar of nut butter and let’s be friends.
KFC fans don’t walk into KFC and ask the lady behind the counter what KFC’s gut health policy is before they order a 21 piece bucket.
There’s nothing good for your gut in a piece of chicken that’s pumped full of hormones and lived only two hours before it was harvested [sic], but nobody cares, cos it’s basically a bucket of addiction.
I refuse to follow trends.
It’s not worth it.
I’d rather we have some nut butter.
And KFC.
And Cerelac, if that’s your thing. (Love the stuff.)
And Thokoman peanut butter, with all of its sugary goodness.
Unless you wanna lose weight, in which case you should invest more in nut butter than in Thokoman.
Trends come and go.
Reminds me of the following quote:
Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next.
― William Ralph Inge
Trends are… trendy.
And that’s about it.
Oh wait, does that mean that Lush Yummy nut butter is not good for your gut?
Don’t put it on your fishing line. Prolly won’t make a difference.
Unless you’re fishing for carp, in which case, hmm, I might be onto something here…
But I’m pretty sure nuts, nana and honey are pretty smooth on the stomach.
Unless you have an allergy in the direction of nuts, bananas or honey.
Then you chow Lush Yummy nut butter at your own risk.