Travel’s reached a god-like status.
She’s worshipped as a flawless deity the hands of which are filled with wisdom, ready to be dispensed to those willing to bow the knee to her.
It’s become the nom de plume [sic] for many an Instagram warriors, along with the word, photography, or photographer, tacked onto the profile description. Cos everyone’s a photographer these days.
If you’re bored with your own life, fix it by living vicariously through the Instagram accounts of intrepid traveller friends who post all the activities consistently to social media.
I’m being sarcastic, in case you didn’t pick up.
Why people think they must travel to enrich their lives is beyond me.
There’s no way visiting another country or experiencing some or other remote culture is going to make you more interesting.
There is something you can do, in the event you’re a boring traveller, that might help you be more interesting.
Here’s the secret to becoming a more interesting traveller…
Become a Lush Yummy nut butter devourer, AND share it with your fellow travellers.
You’re awesome, right?
So awesome are you that you like to share stuff.
So buy a few cases of Lush Yummy nut butter and hand it out to people around you, making vids of how generously you’re sharing your nut butter.
It’s your gift to the world: a nut butter that tastes phenomenal.
Oh, wait, it’s not just a nut butter that tastes great, it’s also nutritious. I keep forgetting that little detail.
You’re not only buying a nut butter that tastes amazing, it’s also good for you, cos it contains only four ingredients, all top class, all nutritious.
Get hold of the Jeffreys Bay Oompa Loompa, Nickie, and order Lush Yummy nut butter today. I’m pretty sure you won’t be disappointed.