You should be thanking us for making this nut butter

That's how highly we regard you.
you should be thanking us for making this nut butter

(By the way, the featured image was generates using AI. It’s fake. Unlike Lush Yummy nut butter.)

Since getting a phenomenally fine Jeffreys Bay fellow to join the Lush Yummy team as the official producer of the actual nut butter product, a fire has started kindling in my heart.

I started this thing as a hobby, to get my head off digital marketing, SEO, and website development, onto something tangible; something you can stick your finger into and smear onto your face. Perhaps even stick into your mouth and suck.

Something AI can’t make. Yet.

That’s why I started making nut butter.

But then things happen and you cool down. You realise that it’s possibly only a hobby, and you make enough for a few jars every now and then, giving them away to people who appreciate it, and stashing some jars on your own desk so you have something to munch on while you’re day-jobbing.

And then you decide to move to a different part of the country, so the claim of being the best but butter manufacturer in central Myrtle road is no longer applicable to you, cos you no longer live in Jeffreys Bay, much less in Myrtle road.

So you kind of let things cool down, cos this is the end of your nut butter journey.

But then you receive a WhatsApp from a buddy who has a buddy who loves the nut butter so much that he wants to get onboard.

That kicks you into gear, so you create a contract.

But what will you do about a machine?

You go hunting for an electric nut butter machine.

But you just cannot find an affordable option.

It takes hours of research, reaching out to numerous companies, only to be let down.

It can’t do what you want it to do, or it’s just too expensive.

And you come up with an idea, and the producer is in. He’s willing to make this work.

So an order is placed and modifications are made.

And this all, to give you a delicious nut butter.

We’re doing all of this for you.

You should be sierjaslie chuffed that we think so highly of you.

If you were humble, you’d say something like, “oh, thank you so much for your effort in making this delicious nut butter for me. I think I’ll take a 100 jars.”

The question is, will you be doing that?

Or will you simply brush off this not-so-subtle hint and move your attention to Netflix. which is not nutritious and is not made with the same level of love?

Think about what I’m telling you.

I don’t want to say it’s your duty to buy Lush Yummy nut butter, but you’d be silly to not buy some.

The stuff’s not just mal lekker; it’s also nutritious. Sierjaslie.

So get some Lush Yummy nut butter and become the fan you should have already been.

And if you think it sucks, what’s the harm?

You bought one jar, that’s not too far, maak hom klaar, then tell me how it are.

You’re welcome.