“Thing is, I can’t keep my brain quiet. I must keep busy, so I started making nut butter.”
“What type of nut butter is it? Cos there’s already a nut butter on the market. You do know about that one, right?”
“You talking about ButtaNut? I know them. Great product.”
“No, not them. The one I’m talking about is for cyclists. You, ahem, apply it ‘down there’. Helps with chafing.”
“Oooooohhhh. No, I don’t know about that nut butter.”
That was roughly a convo I had with a friend of mine who lives in Cape Town.
It’s during a weekly online meeting I have with two buddies.
At one point, the one who’d kept quiet during most of the above exchange inserted this gem: “your nut butter is definitely not the right kind for chafing, unless you want to exfoliate.”
That led to a well-deserved round of LOLs.
Just to clarify…
I use raw nuts for making Lush Yummy nut butter, but not those kind of nuts.