Can I chow your nut butter if I have a nut allergy?

Are you even sierjas???

Of course you can’t chow Lush Yummy nut butter if you have a nut allergy.

The stuff is practically pure nut.

Well, technically, you can.

But the consequences are on you.

Hey, it’s not our fault our nut butter is so lush and yummy that you’re considering chowing the stuff despite your nut allergy.

I don’t blame you.

But no, don’t.

Buy it as a gift for someone else who doesn’t have a nut allergy.

Do what most people do in our day and age: live vicariously; it’s almost as good as the real thing.