After many, many, many seconds of testing, crying, cringing and wondering why I’m still single, and why most people don't drive a Jimny, I’ve finally come across what I think is the world-changing nut butter NEEDED by athletes who want a nut butter that… tastes good.

Is it more nutritious than other nut butters?

Prolly not, unless the other nut butters on the market contain razor blades. Or tiny ninjas hiding inside the jars, waiting for you to open the jar so they can assault you with teeny little ninja stars.

I could prolly spew paragraph upon paragraph about how this nut butter has changed the lives of those who slammed a spoon or two down their throats.

But that would be a lie.

It’s not life-changing nut butter, for the love of sanity. Don’t be silly.

It just tastes really good.